The Smiths: »This Charming Man« _______________________________ Punctured bicycle On a hillside desolate Will nature make a man of me yet ? When in this charming car This charming man Why pamper life's complexity When the leather runs smooth On the passenger seat ? I would go out tonight But I haven't got a stitch to wear This man said "it's gruesome That someone so handsome should care" A jumped-up pantry boy Who never knew his place He said »return the ring« He knows so much about these things He knows so much about these things