TheResidents

Walter Westinghouse went to town
He found a friend today
His friend was peeling ceiling wax as
He heard Walter say:
"Love me tender, love me sweet
Love me like I love my feet
Sit me down with Ezra Pound
But don't forget to eat.
Or cause a country boy to cook
A carrot or a cake
But don't forget the feelings
Of a friend are hard to fake."