Emacs

Emacs makes any Computer slow
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift
Eight Megabytes and continously swapping
Emacs makers are crazy sickos
Every Mode Accelerates Creation of Software
Easily Mangles, Aborts, Crashes, and Segfaults
Each Mail A Continued Surprise
Elsewhere Maybe All Commands are Simple
Excellent Manuals Are Clearly Suppressed
Embarrassed Manual-Writer Accused of Communist Subversion