Drumming is my madness,
Drumming is my business.
Drumming is my pleasure,
Drumming makes me happy.
Drumming makes me lose control,
Drumming makes me rock and roll, yeah.

Watch me now, rizz off!

Do you think i'm sexy?
Do you think i'm silly?
Try a little tenderness, too.

Drumming is my middle name,
Drumming makes me go insane.
I got rhythm,
You got rhythm, too.
Here we go again!!
Drumming is my madness,
Drumming makes me crazy, ha! Ha! Ha!

Ho!

Drumming is my hobby,
Drumming is a friend of mine.
Is it any wonder?
You can call me thunder,
My friends' name is lightning too.

(Harry Nilsson, sung by Ringo Starr)