Flaschengeist

I SPEND OUT A LONELY PLANET NERD-ADVISER WITH THE TOPIC
-HOW TO PACK FOR ANY EXTINCTION-

IF U ARE A NERD AND U ARE IN TROUBLE OF POSSIBLE MASS EXTINCTION EVENTS
U GET NOW MORE AND MORE ASKED BY THE EUGENIC DEVILS WHO ARE GOING AROUND FOR
_YOUNG LEADERSHIP_
THE DEVIL WILL ASK U:
DO U WANT TO BE THE PRESIDENT OF THAT SHIT ?

U BETTER RUN AWAY FROM THAT
FEEL LIKE LITTLE JESUS AND SAY:
»NO, GO AWAY SATAN, BECAUSE I LIKE MY EGGS MORE THAN ALL THE HIGH PLACES ON EARTH«

IF U SAY »NO« U ARE THE BEST NERD ON EARTH
U WILL GET 5 NERDY STARS IN HEAVEN

IF U SAY »YES« U FAILED THE MISSION
THEN KALI COMES AND U HAVE BIG EGG DANGER