A Russian, an American, and a german Pferdschaf were talking one day. The Russian said, »We were the first in space!« The American said, »We were the first on the moon!« The Pferdschaf said, »So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!« The Russian and the American looked at at each and both shook there heads. »You cant land on the sun , you idiot! you'll burn up!« said the Russian. To which the Pferdschaf replied, »We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!«