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After the Hugh Grant incident that made the papers recently, Bill Gates called up Grant and asked him, »Was it really worth $50 to almost ruin your career?«
Grant replied, »Bill, it was so good, it was actually worth a million!«
So Bill went ahead and called up Grant's favorite prostitute. Since she had become so famous, her price had gone up quite a bit, but Bill went ahead and shelled out $10,000 for a night with Divine. In the morning, he had to admit that Grant had been right. He said, »That was fantastic! Now I know why, professionally, you call yourself 'Divine'!«
She answered, »Why thank you. And now I know why you call your company 'Microsoft'...«
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