I'm a poet like no other!
And I'm no bitch, like my old and ugly mother.

And here's my first and only poem:

Santa fuck me! Fuck me well an fuck me quick;
Fuck me with your rythm stick!
Fuck me in the morning, in the afternoon!
Fuck me until I'm like fruit of loom!
Shit is fine and it tastes well!
That's because I'm borne from hell!

Isn't it like moron shit?
unknown author