Schwedisch

- Swedish sounds like a legion of cats yarking hair-balls of gigantic-enormous size.
- Swedish sounds like Norwegian spoken by a Thai with a Hindi accent who was raised in Germany, with lots of tongue-rolling.
- Swedish sounds like little kids making funny sounds (as opposed to Finnish which according to the lead singer of Lordi »Sounds fucking trollish«).
- Swedish sounds like german sometimes.
- Swedish sounds like a cat trying to gargle with a mouth full of marbles.
- Swedish sounds like english played backwards
- Personally, I think Swedish sounds like someone is swallowing and trying to talk at the same time.

(Quelle: Google)

Die hochgezogene Augenbraue fragt:
»Einzel-oder Doppelzimmer ?«
»Doppel.«
»Raucher ?«
»Nichtraucher.«
»Schwedisch ?«
»Non-Schwedisch just Isch.«

(Radio Gaga)