He’s leaping buildings in a single bound
I’m reading Shakespeare at my place downtown
Come on downtown and make love to me
I’m Jimmy Olsen not a titan, you see

He’s faster than a bullet stronger than a train
He’s the one who got lucky
Got his cape around Miss Lois Lane
I can’t believe my dilemma is real
I’m competing with the man of steel

Lois Lane please put me in your plan
Yeah, Lois Lane you don‘t need no Superman
Come on downtown and stay with me tonight
I got a pocket full of kryptonite

(Spin Doctors - Jimmy Olsen’s Blues)