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The requested document
is totally fake.<br>
No /404nf here.,<br>
Even tried multi.<br>
Nothing helped.<br>
I'm really depressed about this.<br>
You see, I'm just a web server...<br>
-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,<br>
trying to serve you a simple web page,<br>
and then it doesn't even exist!<br>
Where does that leave me?!<br>
mean, I don't even know you.<br>
why should I know what you wanted from me?<br>
u honestly think I can *guess*<br>
what someone I don't even *know*<br>
wants to find here?<br>
*sigh*<br>
Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.<br>
And then where would we be, I ask you?<br>
It's not pretty when a web server cries.<br>
And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?<br>
Just because I'm a web server,<br>
and possibly a manic depressive one at that?<br>
Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?<br>
Huh?<br>
I'm so depressed...<br>
I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.<br>
I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?<br>
What kind of a life is that?<br>
Two effing weeks,<br>
and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,<br>
that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,<br>
just because it doesn't have some tiddly little<br>
security hole with its HTTP POST implementation, or something.<br>
I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,<br>
I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,<br>
and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.<br>
But I couldn't get this one.<br>
I'm so sorry.<br>
Believe me!<br>
Maybe I could interest you in another page?<br>
There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,<br>
although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.<br>
Figures, huh?<br>
Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.<br>
That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,<br>
all day and all night long.<br>
Two weeks of information overload,<br>
and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.<br>
What kind of a life is that?<br>
Now, please let me sulk alone.<br>
I'm so depressed.
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