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Selbstverständlich ist Guybrush Threepwood längst mit gutem Beispiel vorangegangen, so schrieb der freundliche Kaperpirat am 17.07.2021 nach Arkansas via Schwerthieb-e-mail:
Hi Fishfarm Guys again !
I wrote you an email, last Monday you recieved it and I am very sure you can remember.
I am not only interested in your great fish, I am also interested in private membership in »Arkansas Game and Fish Commission (AGFC) «, because I like promoting hunting, fishing and conservation education among the youth.
Especially Hunting is my favourite. At that moment I cannot imagine what the hell is the real GAME in the Fishpart and why the AGFC calls itself »Game and Fish Commission«. Lets find the answer. By the way, do you dont like red-winged blackbirds ? I saw thousends of them falling from sky on the very hard ground of the arkansas bottom and I wonder about your GAMES...
Arkansas looks like a habitate of the devil. Thats good for me, then I was searching for the devil more than one month.
I think I have found what I was looking for.
P.S. You cannot send fresh fish to old germany ? Just send us a little bit more dryed fishdust filled up in an aeroplane by the US airforce and I will answer you soon with my special bioweapon. Do you want to know what my special bioweapon is ? My bioweapon can destroy your fucked up arkansas fishfarm in one second. You like to see that ?
Don`t say YES and stop your devil games, otherwise i go for hunt, you will feel the very strong heat.
old email:
Hello Fishfarm Guys,
I like to marry my long-standing husband and for our family party, I would like to order that fish from you below
1 x 7 pounds goldfish and
1 x 3 pounds of shiner minnows
You write on your website, that the fishfarm is under strong biosecurity inspection by the USDA and I am concerned about that, because you write that your fish is free from the viruses VHS, IHN, SVCV, and IPN aVHS and also free from the following diseases: Furunculosis, Enteric Red Mouth, Infectious Pancreatic Necrosis Virus, SpringViremia of Carp Virus and Heterosporis.
But you dont write, that your delicious fish would be free from »FRANCISELLA TULARENSIS«, why?
Please, before I order the fish, ask the USDAH, if the fish is infected with that bacteria, tularemia. When the USDAH can assure me that the fish is not infected with Francisella tularensis, I will order always my fish from you, now and in the future.
I really need to know that, because formerly the aquaponic area was an old aircraft military base, as you know, and I heard a lot of the illegal practice from the US government.
God bless you !
Yours,
Guybrush Threepwood
FPI-Fish-Insel-Hunter
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