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...hör auf, du bringst mich ja auf gedanken... eigentlich sollte ich ja schlafengehen...

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From: XXXXXXXXXX, X.
Sent: Thursday, May 30, 2002 8:47 AM
To: XXXXX, XXXXXXXX
Subject: Men's Health

Men's Health
Would you believe this actually came from
the New England Journal of Medicine?
Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over
women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life,
medical experts have discovered.
According to the New England Journal of
Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female
is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," declared Dr. Karen
Weatherby.
Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at
three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion
after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients-half of whom were
instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain
from doing so.
The study revealed that after five years,
the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates, and
fewer instances of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping
and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby.
"There's no question: Gazing at breasts
makes men healthier."
"Our study indicates that engaging in this
activity a few minutes daily
cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in
half. We believe that by
doing so consistently, the average man can
extend his life four to five
years."
[Editor's Note: Our own study indicates that
gazing at breasts increases
the risk of masturbating by 69%.]

Kurz und gut, täglich mehrmals 10 Minuten auf eine weibliche Brust zu schauen
verlängert das männliche Leben,
erhöht jedoch die Gefahr des Masturbierens um 69%.

Der Verfasser ist ein Ferkel und stellt meiner Frau nach.
Zu deutsch: er ist geil auf sie.
Würde er den Blaster kennen,
so würde ich ihn sofort der Rubrik BlasterSau zuordnen.

da drängt sich mir irgendwie das bild vom hefeteigkneten auf. und so formbar bin ich weiß gott nicht!

würde es wohl geben, wenn der stromausfall auf einen knuddeltag fällt.
oder tortenschlacht im dunkeln. sicherlich auch lustig.
ach, bin ich heute unkreativ.